Well, that was adorable! Most stories with "penis" in the title aren't exactly wholesome, but this one is pretty darn wholesome! ( )

Recommended by Alvin, who apparently wanted to kill me with laughter. ( )

3.5

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory.

An entertaining read and certainly not as naughty as I thought it was going to be considering the title. Talk about extreme lengths though. Heh eh I said extreme lengths. *snorts* But really what I meant was the King really wants to make sure his daughter grows up ignorant about the facts of life, so when this innocent Princess is getting nightly visits from a phantom phallus she is completely clueless as to what it is which leads to some interesting situations for the royal family. And that ending? LOL ( )

Well I didn't see the ending coming. So it was extra fun for me. Clever, even if the writing stumbled a bit once or twice. ( )

The jokes never stop, the innuendoes hilarious, the lump impressive and cuddly. This quick romp with an innocent princess and her growing lump had me laughing so loud I had tears. This is a fairy tale for grown women to dream about. I'll revisit this kingdom for a fun quicky many times. ( )