Based on The wee wee mannie and the big big coo, in More English fairy tales / Joseph Jacobs. ( )

"Tiny Tiny Boy Big Cow" is a book about a little boy who could not for the life of him milk a big cow. Every time the boy tried to milk the cow, the cow would not stand still and as a result, the boy was unable to get milk for his mother who waited for the milk back at the house. The boy tried a bunch of different things to get the cow to stand still. The boy shook a big fat stick at the cow, threatening it to stand still, offered it tea, and even tried to make it feel sorry by telling the cow that the poor kitten back at the house needed some warm milk. Finally, with nothing else to bribe the cow with, the boy told the cow to NOT stand still, per his mom's request. Sure enough, the cow stood still, and finally the cow was abled to be milked.