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Pam: [during a role-playing exercise; to Dwight, who's supposed to be Asian] Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and that I do not agree with, you would maybe... not be a very good driver. Dwight: Aw, man! Am I a woman? Aww! Boo!
Jim: Dwight, don't you need health insurance? Dwight: Don't need it. Perfect immunity. I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. Pam: Why would you need to raise your cholesterol? Dwight: So I can lower it.
Michael: Attention everyone, hello! Yes, I just want you to know that this is not my decision but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work associated things. And uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression I will no longer, ever, do any of those things. Jim: Does that include "That's what she said?" Michael: Mmm hmm, yes. Jim: Wow. That is really hard. ...You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so... Michael: That's what she said!
Michael: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family
Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Ryan: Ryan Howard. Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. [pause] Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?
Michael: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon—sue me—and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
Michael: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "lilkidlover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Creed: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain... and it's possible a man slipped in. [shrugs] There'd be no way of knowing.
Michael: I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
Michael: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.
Dwight: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Michael: Guess what. I have flaws. What are they?. Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me!.. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk? Pam: Yeah: "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your deskmate Dwight." Jim: That's when I knew. You? Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired." Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me. Pam: Yep. Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment? Pam: Nope.
Michael: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! Oscar: I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. Michael: I didn't say it. I declared it.
Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners or losers. Jim: Oh, it has losers.
Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly? Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?
Pam: There is a spare key, and a master key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked "What if you die, Dwight, how will we get into the office?", he said "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
Phyllis: Oh I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.
Andy: I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.
Creed: So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Jim: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam. Creed: I thought you were gay. Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? Creed: I don't know.
Michael: "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The...and the reason is...because, in terms of the soup we like to eat. That doesn't make any sense. [checks note again] We're soulmates! Holly and I are soulmates.
Jim: Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don't get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family, that I do know how to make a photocopy. Didn't need your help that many times. And, uh, do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick? Pam: Like a year! Jim: I've been driving stick since high school, so... For a really long time that's all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with, but I think even then I knew that...I was waiting for my wife.
Jim: The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
Michael: Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention... Stanley: You don't have our attention. Michael: MONEY! Stanley: I'm listening.
Dwight: I can't believe you came. Michael: That's what she said.
Andy: I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them.