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From USA Today Bestselling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected... This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself. **WARNING: READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME DUE TO RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF LAUGHTER. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING. Kirjastojen kuvailuja ei löytynyt. |
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I didn't stop at the transphobia, for some dumb fuck reason, because I really love a sex-tutor-type plot.
But this woman's roommates were awful, all her sexual encounters ended in bathos. Her roommates though, omg, her roommates.
For example the woman she rooms with aside from no boundaries-sees her naked bottom down and makes her an appt for a Brazilian. I have to tell you, that's a pretty invasive friend, no matter age or opinion on pubic hair. And the pubic hair jokes don't stop.
Her other roommate, best friend Henry, is constantly offering to whip out his dick. Now, in the end I assume he's the love interest, but my f*cking god. He's SLIME.
I was not even 10% through before I started skimming, and by the time Henry is telling Rosie she's dressed too suggestively for a date to make pizzas I think she's being emotionally abused by both assholes she lives with and needs to move on. I certainly am. ( ( )