This is a really funny story. I have to admit, I was wondering for the first few paragraphs whether it was meant to be serious or a parody, but when the 'freeloader' looking for vegetables in the garbage bin got his dreadlocks caught, I decided it had to be funny. I mean, if he'd really been intent on stealing and running, he'd been more careful, right?

Aiden is a bit of a crazy person. But nice crazy, and looking for some free food, as long as it's vegan. His attempt to bribe the security guard, Pavel, with a blowjob was funny, and when they end up in the recycling bin so they won’t be caught, I laughed out loud. The whole situation becomes even funnier when Aiden starts quoting his crystal skull trying to stop Pavel from using a condom… but you'll have to read it for yourself to get the full effect.

If you like short stories that are more than a little tongue-in-cheek, if you think you'll enjoy a hot encounter in the paper recycling bin (thankfully dry and cozy), and if you're looking for an unusual read with a twist, give this short story a go. It's free, and is almost certain to make you smile.
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