A booze and sun soaked year in the life of a charmer/chancer Mark Hayes from Cork who, hoping to break into the acting and writing world, moves to the bright lights of LA and finds himself mixing with celebrities, models, actors and musicians. We all talk about it. Changing our lives. What we're going to do. Want to do. Will do. Wish we'd done. Until. Game over. Flat line. Maybe next time. RanDumb tells the story of an Irish Mark who one day decided to make the change. Packed in the regular way of life. Took a shot. Gave it a shot. Leaving the green fields of Ireland. Going to Hollywood. Chasing the dream. Chasing his tail. RanDumb takes the reader on an unforgettable journey through the real world of life in LA. Random. Dumb. Madness. Fun. Heaven. Hell. Models. Actors. Actresses. Parties. Porn. Orgies. Nazis. Nutters. Producers. Directors. Singers. Hippies. Buckets. Leprechauns. Cardigans. Cougars. Gay gyms. DJing. Dancing. Prancing. Drink. Drugs. Freaks. Fakes. Friends. Stand up. Knocked down. Dressed up. Stripped down. Troughs. Hills. Gutters. Stars. Highest of the high life. Lowest of the lows. Trying to make it. With forewords by Robbie Williams, US Office's Craig Robinson and America's Next Top Model winner Caridee English, this is one shot for the big time you won't soon forget. The message rings out from every page: give it a go. Live life. Go with the flow. But maybe think twice about scat-singing, leprechaun-obsessed hippies.