Humor from Both Sides of the Aisle (3)

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Humor from Both Sides of the Aisle (3)

kesäkuu 29, 2022, 9:13 pm

Flashbacks in Hell

heinäkuu 1, 2022, 9:54 pm

A Country Divided

heinäkuu 8, 2022, 10:38 pm

From The New Republic

There Is No Constitutional Right to Eat Dinner

Claims that Justice Brett Kavanaugh had his rights violated by protesters outside a D.C. restaurant fail on originalist grounds.

heinäkuu 21, 2022, 11:33 pm

Gregg Kilday

From now on, if political reporters ask Josh Hawley if he’s planning to run, he’s going to have to ask them to clarify.

elokuu 10, 2022, 8:30 am

Brittlestar @brittlestar | 3:02 PM · Aug 9, 2022


(Nametag reads Newhart Brittleman.)

Muokkaaja: elokuu 11, 2022, 10:57 am

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (~2 mins)

"That's right; he's going to be taken down by the librarians!"

elokuu 10, 2022, 2:12 pm

>6 aspirit: Ha! I thought of posting that too!

elokuu 15, 2022, 8:08 am

Kindergarten teacher talking to Trump after FBI raid (1:03) :D

elokuu 15, 2022, 8:58 am

>8 margd: That's excellent! I laughed a little too hard on her spot-on talk.

Here's a link directly to the creator.

elokuu 15, 2022, 9:02 am

MeidasTouch | 4:52 PM · Aug 14, 2022

"The documents don’t exist but actually they were planted but actually I declassified them but actually you need to give them back to me by the power vested in my social media app which is also under criminal investigation."

This really how five-year-old children explain a situation they know can get them in trouble.

Muokkaaja: elokuu 16, 2022, 6:08 pm
'The cookies are PERFECT!' George Conway lampoons Trump's shifting excuses in satirical essay

Kellyanne's husband ~ essay in the Washington Post

"You’re looking for cookies? There are no cookies here," Conway wrote. "I don’t have any cookies. I don’t even like cookies. Won’t eat them. Never had one in my life. Never even seen one. Not once. Ever."

"I like steak and hamberders — I mean, hamburgers," he added. "For dessert, I have ice cream. Vanilla. Two scoops. Sometimes on pie. Definitely NOT cookies."

"What? You’re saying you have photos of me with cookies? That’s a Complete Lie," Conway wrote. "Your pictures are FAKE — just like you are. This is a Another Complete and Total Hoax."

"ALL FAKE NEWS," Conway added. "I am NOT Cookie Monster! YOU are Cookie Monster!!"

"It’s my cookie jar, so any cookies in the jar are mine. In fact, I had a Standing Order that any cookies in the jar automatically became mine when they went into the jar," he wrote. "The jar, and the cookies in them, are PERFECT."

elokuu 20, 2022, 11:50 am

This is high class punning, right here.


elokuu 21, 2022, 7:41 pm
Trump, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation, Endorses Gaetz, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation

elokuu 31, 2022, 6:37 pm

From the Borowitz Report

Lindsey Graham Warns That Biden’s Pro-Democracy Rhetoric Could Lead to Voting in the Streets.
Graham described a “doomsday scenario” in which voters are offered bottles of water in clear violation of the law.

syyskuu 19, 2022, 5:27 pm

My funeral will also receive a multi-gun salute. Fired into the coffin, just to make sure.

-- Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB | 7:41 AM · Sep 19, 2022:
Czar for life of all Russia. Maker of exotic tea & underwear. It’s special military operation not invasion & is going to plan. For parody see @mfa_russia

syyskuu 25, 2022, 7:37 am

>8 margd: contd. :D

Mrs. F @ms_frazzled | 4:05 PM · Sep 24, 2022:
We still can’t declassify documents with our brain. Sorry, friend. 😕

0:59 ( )

lokakuu 16, 2022, 10:22 am

lokakuu 24, 2022, 11:25 am

How Presidents Walk (1:24)

Credit: Stefan Leonhardsberger
Via: michaelschulteshow /IG

1:24 ( )

marraskuu 11, 2022, 9:37 am

My daughters just clued me in to the “Dark Brandon” meme. Ha!

Muokkaaja: marraskuu 16, 2022, 11:35 am
BRUTAL! Trump Security Kept People From Walking Out of His ‘Low-Energy’ 2024 Campaign Launch

And Ivanka and her husband have decided their kids are more important to them than pleasing her aging, con man dad.

marraskuu 16, 2022, 12:55 pm

Will MAGAGA even fit properly on a baseball cap?

Muokkaaja: marraskuu 16, 2022, 2:03 pm

New York Post turns on Trump

A lot of acidic in that throwaway piece they bury on page 26 and referencing him as ‘Florida man’ and then as a ‘Florida retiree’ and ‘In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified documents library’….and then ’ his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup’.

marraskuu 16, 2022, 10:46 pm



marraskuu 20, 2022, 9:51 pm

> 22

Did they mention tRUMP cheating at golf?

I'm not a golfer but it is my understanding that people who pick up their ball and throw it toward the hole and pick up their opponent's ball and throw it into the ruff (when they think no one is watching) are considered the biggest fucking assholes in the whole wide world.

marraskuu 21, 2022, 5:22 am

Trump also drives his golf cart onto the greens--a big no-no. His greens, I guess...

joulukuu 16, 2022, 8:04 am


Oliver Willis @owillis | 11:37 AM · Dec 15, 2022:
Senior Writer @AmerIndependent

omg this is the promo video from trump's nft* card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!!

1:55 ( )

* A non-fungible token is a unique digital identifier that cannot be copied, substituted, or subdivided, that is recorded in a blockchain, and that is used to certify authenticity and ownership. Wikipedia

Muokkaaja: joulukuu 16, 2022, 4:58 pm

joulukuu 17, 2022, 5:39 pm

>27 margd:
Matthew Sheffield (The Young Turks) @mattsheffield | 1:47 AM · Dec 16, 2022:

It appears that Donald Trump's NFT image of himself as a cowboy comes from an Amazon image that was slightly altered.


Muokkaaja: elokuu 24, 6:27 am

The Shady Bunch:

Kevin M. Kruse
REMEMBER: If you’re in line to get your mugshot taken, stay in line!!!

Muokkaaja: elokuu 24, 7:20 am

>30 2wonderY: Some are taking it a little more serious than others. In Georgia a RICO conviction is a minimum 5 years---you can apply for pardon after 5 years. You have to do at least that amount of time. The Governor can't step in to let you go. First you have to be approved by a state board and they're not going to even look at it until the prisoner has done his/her 5 and then applies for a pardon---only then does it go on to the governor with the board's recommendation of yes/no. It being a state charge a POTUS can't pardon you at all. Depending some of these people could be looking at 20 years or more. A mug shot is a mug shot but the charges and even the minimum time aren't a joke and I don't think Fani Willis is a joke either. She's done RICO cases before.

No one wants to be a rat but you also have to look at the character of the guy who led them into all this......who would throw every single one of them under the bus to save himself if he could and then start all over again with the next batch of suckers. My guess here though is if this trial's done before the election or even after (if he's not elected) the captain is going to go down with his entire crew. The only possibility any of them will be saved is by taking a deal. Juscil Tavaras in the Documents case is apparently doing that.

elokuu 24, 2:27 pm

Don't Arraign on His Parade! (Song Parody 3:57)
Randy Rainbow | 22 Aug 2023

Eilen, 9:24 am

Not Jack Smith, the Special Prosecutor, but :D

Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4 | 7:58 AM · Sep 27, 2023:

Good morning.
To clarify the property value debate, Mar-a-Lago was worth a billion dollars when it had stolen classified documents.
Now it’s worth $18 million.
Hope this helps.
Have a pleasant day.

Eilen, 10:59 am

What’s the difference between the United States and an airplane?

The right wing of the airplane is not trying to crash it out of spite.