Construct a phrase : A 4/5 or 5/4 or any 9-letter phrase (or 9-letter word) -- part 28

Change a maximum of 2 letters on each play.

Playing off:

s C o l d / g O a t
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S o l d / t a c o s

W o O d / c l o g s

c o o / s l o w L Y

o w l S / s w o o N

s o l o n / w o O s

l o o s E / G o w n

g o o s e / D o w n

A / M o n g o o s e

m o n T H s / a g o

m o n o C R a t s

C o r n / t a c o s

a n / o c t o P U s

c a n / o F / s o u p

(I am just watching a documentary on Heinz soup factory !!!!)

f o c u s / o n / M E

... and now I’m in the mood for some chunky tomato soup!

f u L L / m o o n s

m o n o / O R / f l u?

f u n N Y / r o o m

T o r n / m o n E y

m y / r o U t I n e

u n i t e D / m o B

t e n d / m o u S E

A m u s e M e n t

s u m m e R / H a t

r h e u m a t I C

a / r e t i c u L E

u l t r a / N i c e

H I, / l u n a t i c !!!

i / a t E / l u n c h

t e n c h ? / T u N a !

c h a n t e u S E

u R c h I n / s a t

s t r i c T / h u n

c h u r R O / t i n

c o u r t i E r S

c u r t / W o r D s

c u r s / C o w E r

L O w s / o c c u r

c I r c u s / B o w

c u r b s / w i N D

n E w / b r u i s E

s u r e / i S / w e T !!

M e w s / s u i t e

w i N s O m e / u s !

w o m e n / H i s s

s h o w / m e / U s A !!

... w h a T / A /m e s s !!

w e L s h / s t a G

V a t s / s w e l L

s v e l t E / s O w

P e t / w o l v e s

s p e w / v o M I t

s p i t / v e N o m

A s p / B i t / m e n

m i n U t e / p E a

t e p i D / m e a L

W e t / d i a p e R

d a t e / r A p e R

r e a p / W H e a t

I / e a t / h e r / U p

h e r O i C / a p e

a Y, / c h e E r i o !!

h i r e / y o K e L

r e l y / o N / h i M

e m P l o y / h U n

A n y / p h l e G m ??

...h a p P y / l U n g !!

p l u M p / h a n D

p h E n O l / p a d

B a d / p e o p l E

p o L Y p / b l e d

p o l l / b A d L y

R a p / l o U d l y

d u l l / H a r p S

h a r d / p O r N s

o d D / p h r a s E

a H, / o r p h e U s !

B a D / p o s e u r

b a d G e r / p u P

Delete

a / d r e A m / p u b

M a d / u m p I r e

W i p e d / a r m S

d e i S m / w a r s

O U r / s a d i s m

o H, / m a d E i r a !!

a / h o m i C I d e

m e d i c i N a L

i c e l a n d i C

c a n c e l / B i d

c O c H i n e a l

T a n / c l o c h e

M Y / c o c h l e a

c h o c O l a T e

c a t c h / C o l D

S a c K c l o t h

....a s h Y / c l o U t (clout meaning clothing as in phrase "Cast ne'er a clout till May be out" (English weather!)

s L y / t o u c a N

l a S t / s y n o D

s t o n E D / l a d

I n / d e t a I l s

d a t e l i n E s

s a l i n e / S e a

s i G n / l e a s e

a s K / e N s i g n

D a n C e / k i n g

Z i n c / 'n' / L e a d

G l a z e d / T i n

g e t T i n' / O l d

i n N / l o d g e R

d i n g Y / H o l e

H o l y / n i g h T

h o t E l ' S / g i n

h o T / t i n g l e

G O / t o n i g h t !

g o L D / i n g o t

g l U t / 'o' / d U n g

L o u d / g u l A g

d u g o N g / P a l

o K a p I / d u n g

d u N / p i g E o n

p u C e / d i n g o

i M p u d e n c E

m O O d / p i e c e

e d o / p R i N c e

e p i c E n T r e

p e A c H / t r e e

e a t / A / c r e p e

p e r M e a t e D

d r e a m / t e A M

a / d e e P / m O a t

a d e p t / m o V e

p R o v e / I d e a

d R i V e / o v e r

v i v I d / r o S e

r e v i v E / s o d

F i v e / d o O r s

f r i e d / F o o D

o f f i C e / G o d

C o d e / L o g i c

g o L d / c l o c K

c o o l / g l A d E

l o ! / e N g l a N d !

B l o n d e / g a l

C a n A l / b l o g

g a l l o n / c a N

l o n E / a n g E l

n e o n / l a B e l

o n e / b e l U G a

b E l e a g u e R

a g u e / r e b e l (one who refuses to self isolate??)

l a g e r / b e e R

r e g a l / e A r L

F e r a l / r a g e

l U V / f a r a g e (Nigel Farage- British Brexit politician)

f a I r / v a l u e

v i a / f r a N C e

c i n e M a / f a N

m a f i a / c R e W

w i N / f r a c a S

f a w n / c H a i R

a r c a n E / w i T

U / a r e / a / c U n t

....c O a r S e / n u t !!

...s o / N u a n c e D !!

...d o n' T / a B u s e !!!

o n / t u e s d a Y

F u s S y / d a t e

s u d s y / B a t H

S h E 's / b u s t y

b u y / t h e s I s

#169 ....h e / I s / s A u C y !

M y / c h a s s i S

s U c h / a / m E s s !

s h a m e L E s s

#171 - LOL!

m e T h / s a l e s

...l e s s / R e h a B !

s T e a l / b r A s

(you've got me at it now)

b a r e s / t I T s

B a r e / b U t t s

b U t t e r / T u b

b r I e F / t u t u

b i G / f u t u r e

b L u e / g r O u t

I N / t r o u b l e

r o b / l e V i t E

v i o l e t / r e D

e l e v A t i o N

Worst chain of churches ever in the southeastern United States - they tell families to leave and not come back for reasons like a severely mentally retarded child (as in cannot talk, must be spoon fed - that is how severe we are talking - the child can't help it, it is sad, and I feel for the family) making a few grunting type sounds or moans.

The only religion I've ever SERIOUSLY been in was Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't think I could ever belong to anything else as I see flaws in all the others' beliefs. Though I could NEVER return to (or advocate others joining) JWs either...big on cutting off those who dont obey and putting their theories forward as divinely inspired truths...most of which dont materialize & are quietly shelved... Extremely righteous and unloving lot.

v a t / o F / e e l S

S t a v e s / o f F

o f f e R s / t E a

a t E / T o f f e e

o a K / t U f f e t (tuffet: not just a hillock cf Little Miss Muffett, but also a kind of pouffe/ stool)

a S k / e f f o R t

f a t / e s k I M o

f a k e / i t E m s

m e s t i Z O / e X

C U s t o m i z e

m A c H o / s i z e

o, / s a m P h i R e !!

h i r e / a / P I m p

p a m p e r / h i M

p e r m S / h a i R

-

r a m p / h e r / U P

u p p e r / a r m S

p e r u s E / m a p

D a p p e r / m e N

a p p r e H e n d

p r e p / A h e a d

V. e. / p a r a d e S

(the Red Arrows have just flown over house in formation to celebrate V E Day)

s e p a r a T e d

a / F a s t / J e e p

f a T a L / j e s t

s a f a R I / j e t

f a s t e r / j i G

g a N j A / r i f e

f i n g e r / j a B

(Did I ...)

H e a r / b i n g O?

....h o W / b O r i n g !!

h E / i S / w r o n g

(For those wondering who "he" is, let's just say "he" claims ingesting bleach or Lysol will do the trick of curing COVID-19! May the suckers that drank the Kool-Aid in 2016 please drink the bleach in 2020!)

r e s i g n / N o w !!

s o r e / i n n E R (from drinking bleach!)

...r i n s e / o n L Y !!

....F i n e / l y s o L !!

LOL 221-224

(Drink ...) M y / P i n e / s o l

s i m p l e T o n

s i p / D e t T o l

p o t U S / d i e s

(From following his own instructions in 220-225! Don't we wish!)

S t u p i d / A s s

d u s t / V a s E s

W a s H / d u v e t

w a v e d / t O / u s

v a s t / w o R L d

r o v E / w I l d s

s w e r v E d / i N

v e d i C / r U n e

c u r v e d / F i n

f r u i T / ' n ' / v e G

u r g e n t / f i X

f i R S t / r u n g

r u s t Y / r i n g

t r y / g u i n E A (what you might say to someone looking to source cocoa butter)

a g E D / u r i n e

(The smell is alarming!)

(Too much information- you're destroying the aura that I imbue you with!)

....S a d / g r u n G e

r u n N Y / e g g s

n e X T / n u r s e

r e n t e D / T u x

https://www.facebook.com/allen.hudson.338/videos/2279162072392602/

(very funny take-off of Boris' latest corona message to nation)

and another little gem- The Italian Lesson https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6qgle1?fbclid=IwAR1VwQK4eYPZOI4QI0UM2vsLLdxHZ...
D e n t e d / u t E

Excellent! Some classic bits there!

D u e t / e n d e d

d e d e 'S / n e E d

(Too bad you can't change 3, I'd have done "Dede's Deed"!)

e d e n ' s / T R e e

t e n d e r / e W e

e e r I e / n e E d

n e e d L e / e Y e

t e e n / r e A d S

a r d e n t / B e e

...d e a r / Q U e e n

Q U e e r / q u a d

(If threesomes can happen, who says four can't? LOL!)

r e u S e / a u d I

L u r i d / R u s e

d i l u T e / J u s

O l d / j e s u i t

i / s o l d / j u t e

S o l i t u d e s

t u d o R / T i l e

t u r N S t i l e

i t ' s / M O l t e n !

s i l e n t / m o B

b i D e n / P o t s

(POTS and NOT POTUS because with the scum bag there now, we are NOT UNITED!)

T i n / d e s p o t

t H Y / p o n i e s

h i s / e p o n y M

m i C A / s h o n e

c a s h / m o n e Y

s c a n / e m o J I

D. j. T. / i n / s c a m

j U d a i c / s I n

c a j u n / d i s H

j a u n d i c E D

j u i C e / c a n S

s n i P / Y u c c a

p i c / y a / n O s E

(The ghetto way of saying it, like pO-lice, or Foty-Fo)

...H a n K i e / s o p

s h a R e / p o R n

.....' s / h a r D C o r e !

s e a r c h / F o r

f I L c h / o a r s

c o r a l / f i s h

...P i l c h a r D s !

Nice, that’s a new word for me

l O U d / c h i r p

Don't they have them in US? Here theyre in every shop in tins...a kind of version of sardines, come in tomato sauce & we have them on toast!

o u r / c h A p E l

I’m sure we do; I just never crossed paths with them!

S o u r / p e a c h

p a r c h e E s I

e p i c / C h a s e

c O c O a / p i e

c o o K i e / p a N

F a n c Y / k e p i

K n i f e / R a c k

i n / f U r N a c e

i n c u r / f a M e

r u m / a n T i c S !!

s a D / t r u i S m

m A D / s a d i s t

a m a s s / d E B t

s t a R / b e a m s

L a s t / E m b e r

I / t r e m b l e D

t r U m P / l i e d

e m p t Y / d r u M

e G y p t ' S / m u d

d R y / s m u D g e

d A m N e d / r u g !!

r u N !! / d a n g e R !!!

g r a n d / r u I n

u n d E r S i g n

F u n / F r i e n d

d r / i n / A / H u f f

f u r n i S h E d

h A r d / P e n i s

(And wearing your mask over your mouth but not your nose is like a man wearing his pants with his penis hanging out of the top of them.)

M Y / s h a r - p e i

What Trump's policies are:

e p i C / s h a m S

h i s p a N I c s

p i c n i C / h a T

p h a t / c H i c K

a c c E p t / h i M

e p i c / m a t c h

c h E a p / i t e m

c h e a t / W i F e

w e a R / f i c h U

w e i r D / c h E f

f r e N c h / J e w

f R O w n ? / j e e r !!

f e n / j e r B o A

Excellent! - TWO new words for me! Nicely paired

b e e / j a r G o n

xxx We have surprising differences in US & GB vocab- you've come up with words I had to google. Fens are a kind of flat, marshy area- we have a big area of Norfolk called the fenlands.

j a g G e D / o r b

... and on that last play, I was trying to use “jabroni” (US slang for a fool) but unfortunately couldn’t pair it with anything

j U d g e / a g o G

Never heard that one! Sounds like a pasta meal!

g a u g e d / o I L

d i a l o g u e S

C o - e d / g i R l s

i l L / c o d g e r

B e / c o r d i A l

O, / A d o r a b l e !!

a l b I N o / e a r

b r a i n W a V e

v i b r a n T / a X

b a R / t r i v I a

a r r i v i S t E

r a r e / v i s i t

s i t a r / A i r S

F i r s t / a r i a

s t r i P / T a r a

(F.Y.I. - I know of no Tara and does not reference a specific person, just the name I could make with the letters given.)

(he's employed ...) a s / p i E r r O t

N o / r e s p i t E

delete

t H r o n e ? / p e W !!

t h r o w / O p e n

w h e A t / o r Z o

w a t E r / h o S e

.....w e / h Y D r a t e !

w e a t h e r E d

F e e d / a / w r e N

f e w / W a r n e d

w a r n / D A / f e d

d r e a d S / w a R

...d a w N / r a I d s !

r a i n Y / d a Y s

....d a M P / 'n' / a i r y !!

m y / p i r a n H a

... a / S h a r p / F i n

f i n a L / p U s h

h a l f / O p i u M

p R i m / l a u G h

...g l u m / M i r T h !!

...m i l D / h u m O r

h o m i l Y / d u E

h o T / m i l d e W

...t h i S / m o U l d !!

G o l d s m i t h

...h o l d s / g E m S

g I l T / s h o e s

s t i l e T T o s ??

t i G H t / t o e s !!

...o, / F E e t / s i g h !

t h e S e / f i g s

f i N e / g e s s O (kind of paint)

N o / f i n e s s e

W e / C o n f e s s

s w e e T / c o R n

c r e o s O t e D

s c o r e / t I e d

c o V e r t / B i d

b e A t / c o v i d

b A D / a d v i c e

(Everything Trump has given, from drinking bleach or Lysol to saying all churches must open with crowded services for Memorial Day Weekend!)

d e a d / v i c U N a

A N / a d v a n c e

d R a n K / c a v a

v a c a n T / B a r

n E W / c r a v a t

c a n ‘ t / w a v e r

w e a v E / Y a r n

J e a n S / v a r y

.... I / W e a r / n a v y !!

P a y / r e v i E w

...e v e r y / w a G E ??

O v e r e a g e R

r o a D / v e r g e

g r a v e Y A r d

...M y / C a d a v e r

H a v e / m E r c y !!

....h e a r / m E / c R y !!

...c a r e / F O r / m e !!

f o r K e D / a r m

d a r k / D e C o r

...d r e a r Y / c o T

T A r o t / c a r d

r o t t E N / c a d !!

r e d a c t I o n

F r a n t i c / I d

c r a f t Y / K i d

f i c k L E / a r t

l e A k Y / r a f t

f e t a l / a r M S

f / r a C I s t / l. e.

(f = Well, you know, the 4 letter word, l.e. = Law Enforcement, and L.E. in Minnesota has been racist for the last 5+ years!)

c r a s H / D i e t

(yes, been watching on TV- in GB where police are generally unarmed and strictly limited in what they can do - arguably TOO limited- it's unimaginable. Especially with victim not being any kind of threat. Is this something that ONLY happens with Black citizens? Do Whites ever get excessive police brutality??

R e D / r a d i s h

Unfortunately this type of excessive force and police brutality against blacks is not uncommon here - dozens of such cases in recent years. It’s just another iteration of this country’s long history of racism, America’s original sin. I’m sure there are occasional instances of police crossing the line against whites, but it’s not nearly as widespread. Racism is clearly at the root of this police behavior... So it wasn’t enough that we’re dealing with a health crisis, a political crisis, and an economic crisis here — now we add a rising and potentially explosive social crisis to the mix.

h O r r i d... / s a d

And here in UK we're awash with this: https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/05/27/cummings-derangement-syndrome/?fbclid=I... where no one died, but threat to democratic govt over NOTHING!!

...h i d / s o r r O W

Amazing... Insanity reigns!

s o r d i D / r o w

Tell me about it!

i r o N / s w o r d

w o r L d / n o r M

l o r d / o F / w A r

G o / f o r w a r d

f r o g / 'N' / T o a d

d o n ‘ t / a r g U E

t a r / H o Y d e n (ie to tar & feather)

d e n y / T r U t h

d u S t y / h e n S

F u s s y / t e E n

C u s s e D / n e t !

d e c e n t / s u M

c e n t u R I e s

t r i c K / K n e e

O, / k n i c k e r S !! (English exclamation)

r e c k o N i n G

B i g / c o n k e r

b i n g o / c A r D

M a d / g i b B o n

b o m b / A g a i n

..... a / b o O m ! / b A n g !!

m a n g a / b o o K

m a n g o / C a k E

c a g e Y / m o n k

y e / R a n / A m o k !!

m y / a n o r a k S

...m a n ' s / C L o a k /

...T a n / S l a c k s

...t E a l / s O c k s

...B l a c k / t o P s

...p o l k a / D O t s !!

425-429 - Wow! Did not realize it was that dire in Great Britain. I guess it should be no shock given that Boris looks just like Donald and is about as stupid as Donald.

s t a l k S / M p d (Minneapolis "Racist" Police Department)

O l d / s t a m p s

s o l I d / m a s S

s m a l L / d o G s

g o d / I s / l a m E

d i D / s l a L o m

s T a i d / m o l l

s o l E m N / l a d

T a l l / d e m o n

G o l D / m e d a l

B o l d / g a m e R

b r e d / E a g l E

l a g e R / b e e r

g e r b I l / W e e

l O w / b r i D g e

d i r I g I b l e

g l i b / B r i d e

b r i d l e / N A g

b l i n d / r a g e

E n d / g a b l e S

b e s T / a n g l e

b a l s A / t R e e

r e b l a s t / D C

b a s A l t / B e d

l a / t I R a d e s

r e l a t i V E s

e v i l / t a L e s

s a l t e D / e l K

H e / s t a l k e d

d e l I C a t e s

e l i t e / c a s T

i N / s a t c H e l

t e a c h i n G s

i n g e s t / G a S

s a g e / g U E s t

W e T / g u s s e t

s w e e t g u M s

Q u I e t / m e w s

e q u i P m e N t

A n t i q u e / p O

q u o t a T i o n

R i o t / o n! / u S a!

...u.s. / t o r n a D o !!

a s t o u n D E d

R o t u n d / a s S (an overfed donkey!)

s o u r / C a n d Y

a c C u s E / d o n

c o n c u s S e d

A s c e n d s / u P