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My library represents those books I would recommend to anyone interested. There should be a good few more, so, to those that I've forgotten; I apologise.

As a twenty-five year old, newly single boy of ill repute, I find pleasure in the simple things. Bitterness, for example, skepticism, sarcasm, mockery, contempt: a myriad collection of traits to which I am beholden.
Books of a common shape have shaped my life in a million ways, without them, naturally; I nothing am.
I work on the night shift, reading newspapers for a living (I am paid certain monies for the privilege and I have to summarise them too).
In my spare time, I write; whatever and whenever, and always badly. I cook; I play; I sing; I drink; I moan; I criticise; I tut and huff accordingly, all in all; I'm a happy, cynical and deeply bitter romantic, who desperately wants to swim with sharks. The horror, the horror.