Starvin' Marvin: South Park is at the mercy of genetically altered turkeys gone bad. While trying to get a free promotional digital sports watch, the kids end up contacting an organization that helps starving children in Africa. Tom's Rhinoplasty: It's almost Valentine's Day and love is in the air at South Park Elementary School. Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny all compete for the attentions of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo: While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend anyone, Kyle has checked himself into the South Park Mental House. It's Christmas in South Park. Mecha-Streisand: The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand! The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.